Gringo Suave
[a diss track about my friend's ex-husband]

[spoken intro]
Ay papi…
you ain't shit.

[Verse 1]
Blond Hank Hill with a squishy ball
Think women Pokémon, you gotta catch em all
Born again, but your morals got big holes
Sellin' cheap love like beta cuck goals

Left my girl bleeding while you chased new thrills
Paper still drying: boom, new marriage seals
Same damn day, yeah you signed those deals
Heart made plastic, never learned to feel

Venezolana saw that green card prize
Said “sí mi amor” with ambition in her eyes
You thought it’s love? Nah, read between the lines:
La ropa de la princessa with a Walmart shine

[Chorus]
Grrrrrringo… 
Sua-ve
Grrrrrringo… 
Sua-ve

Grrrrrringo… 
Sua-ve
Grrrrrringo… 
Sua-ve

[Verse 2]
Sittin' at the clinic, yeah I saw you there
With a different woman, your hands in her hair
Cuddled up close like you just don’t care
But soon as I lock eyes, you disappear

Uh-oh, caught red-handed, panic on cue
Dragged her outside like you just dropped a doo
Jumped in your wife’s car, yeah, I saw that too
Three-ring circus and you playin’ the fool

Every new girl just a rinse-repeat
Same old script, same dusty beat
You don’t build, you just cheat and retreat
Small dick energy, maricón you sweet

[Chorus]
Grrrrrringo… 
Sua-ve
Grrrrrringo… 
Sua-ve

Grrrrrringo… 
Sua-ve
Grrrrrringo… 
Sua-ve

[instrumental bridge]

[Verse 3]
Cheap-ass cologne, makes me wanna puke
Your hard-earned cash goes to wifey's fake boobs
She was married, ese, when she met you
How you think she not gonna cheat on you too

You think you hot shit, ese, that shit attract flies
You voted for Trump, wife might be deported by ICE
You spent three fifty k on a house made of lies
Don't talk about Jesus when you worship vice

You allergic to corn and tomatoes and beans
You lookin' real ratchet from all that cuisine
The stories you tell worse than plots from Neil Breen
That's what happens when you think with your peen

[Chorus]
Grrrrrringo… 
Sua-ve
Grrrrrringo… 
Sua-ve

Grrrrrringo… 
Sua-ve
Grrrrrringo… 
Sua-ve