The Interruption
Ducking a fireball, DP could only lament that raiding this demon pit was not one of his better life choices.. Sure the coin was good, but the beasts were ungrateful shits that did not seem to want to be slaughtered..
After sending a plasma bomb into the hole he dashed behind a rock for a breather. He had been hired to clear this pit as it had been causing some trouble for the Elves and Dwarves alike..
'Hell I probably would have done it for free, but I wasn't going to tell them that' he thought with a smirk.
Most of the demons had been pathetically easy to dispatch, it was more the sheet numbers that had given him pause thus far.
He was about to return to his wetwork when a carrier pigeon swooped in "Careful birdie.. lest you end up as a barbeque," he told the bird that glared at him for his snark.
He opened the message and was about to read it when snarling came from behind him. "Shut your traps you twats, can't you see I'm trying to deal with some correspondence!!"
The two demons that were trying to roast him seemed most unimpressed, but that didn't matter for long as their heads were soon rolling on the floor.
"Now, where was I" he muttered as he sat down to read once more.
Oi laddie
We know you are busy with the wee beasties, but there is a bit of a situation at home.
"Wee beasties? A slight understatement," he snarked as he was set upon again. "Look you fiery pricks, can't it wait until I'm done!" He yelled as he ducked and weaved. Once it had quietened down again he opened the page and continued.
Some pointy-eared prick keeps sneaking about our garden and sniffing all the flowers, can ye get yer scrawny arse back here and deal with him.. lest I resolve this meself with me axe, and you are the one that is keeping this pesky peace..
So hurry up and finish playing with those flamelings and get back here
Yours
Kellen and Brinna
"Hmm a wandering Elf huh.. sounds tasty" he said to himself and scribbled a quick reply and attached it to the pigeon that had retreated to a safe distance.
"On with you now, and no stopping for a brandy on the way, bloody alcoholic pigeons!" The pigeon nipped his ear and flew off..
He turned back to the pit and said "business before pleasure you bastards." He dropped his sword and focused fully on his willpower, he shifted fully into his Lycan form and bounded into the tunnel roaring "let's go bitches!!"
After sending a plasma bomb into the hole he dashed behind a rock for a breather. He had been hired to clear this pit as it had been causing some trouble for the Elves and Dwarves alike..
'Hell I probably would have done it for free, but I wasn't going to tell them that' he thought with a smirk.
Most of the demons had been pathetically easy to dispatch, it was more the sheet numbers that had given him pause thus far.
He was about to return to his wetwork when a carrier pigeon swooped in "Careful birdie.. lest you end up as a barbeque," he told the bird that glared at him for his snark.
He opened the message and was about to read it when snarling came from behind him. "Shut your traps you twats, can't you see I'm trying to deal with some correspondence!!"
The two demons that were trying to roast him seemed most unimpressed, but that didn't matter for long as their heads were soon rolling on the floor.
"Now, where was I" he muttered as he sat down to read once more.
Oi laddie
We know you are busy with the wee beasties, but there is a bit of a situation at home.
"Wee beasties? A slight understatement," he snarked as he was set upon again. "Look you fiery pricks, can't it wait until I'm done!" He yelled as he ducked and weaved. Once it had quietened down again he opened the page and continued.
Some pointy-eared prick keeps sneaking about our garden and sniffing all the flowers, can ye get yer scrawny arse back here and deal with him.. lest I resolve this meself with me axe, and you are the one that is keeping this pesky peace..
So hurry up and finish playing with those flamelings and get back here
Yours
Kellen and Brinna
"Hmm a wandering Elf huh.. sounds tasty" he said to himself and scribbled a quick reply and attached it to the pigeon that had retreated to a safe distance.
"On with you now, and no stopping for a brandy on the way, bloody alcoholic pigeons!" The pigeon nipped his ear and flew off..
He turned back to the pit and said "business before pleasure you bastards." He dropped his sword and focused fully on his willpower, he shifted fully into his Lycan form and bounded into the tunnel roaring "let's go bitches!!"
